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I was born at Illinois
Masonic Hospital in Chicago, Illinois on January 7, 1981. I was a
really cute kid with blonde hair and brown eyes. I always was into
the beach and animals, so for fun I would catch frogs, snakes, and
turtles. Most of my life I grew up in Chicago enduring the cold winters.
In the late 70 ’s and early 80’s, Mom and Dad took me
to California and Florida. I was always envious of the ocean and
palm trees. As a young kid I would catch lizards in Florida and sneak
them back to Chicago on the airplane. By 5 years old, I was a baseball
fan and an excellent t-ball player. LOL! Quite often I was able to
attend Cubs and White Sox games.
I always had many friends, and I
have always been pretty loud! I hung around all walks of people.
While I was into playing hide-and-go-seek in a cornfield, I was also
always into sports. I loved going to Six Flags, the zoo, and video
arcades. In 6th and 7th grade, I played a lot of golf. I loved being
less than 16 years of age without a license and able to drive a golf
cart.
In the summer before 8th grade, on August 8th, I was playing
golf with my dad. He told me that he was aware I was playing with
explosives. He did not want me playing with fireworks anymore. I
should have listened! The very next day I injured my hand with fireworks.
As long as that remains the worst thing to ever happen to me until
the day I die, I don't have any problem with it. I still played
organized and unorganized sports very well.
High school was fun,
and I continued having lots of friends. While I went to many parties,
I was a huge non-drinker, non-smoker, and non-drug user. It was kind
of difficult fitting in as a sober non-Jedi. By my early 20's,
I went to Southern Illinois University and became a student/stripper!
I was a stripper for a short time because, believe it or not, I was
into my studies. I couldn’t dance,
but my great looks and awesome body more than made up for it. My
development as a young Jedi had begun.
A year later, I was in Tampa
at the University of South Florida where, while working out in a
gym, I met by buddy Super Dave. He possessed it all: Intelligence,
enthusiasm, persona, confidence, as well as all the intangibles to
become a fabulous businessman and dominant skirt chaser. I was quite
amazed at how powerful of a Jedi Super Dave had already become. He
would walk up to any chick, anytime, any place. Now I'm a numbers
guy, and while I won’t get
into specifics, Super Dave's numbers were astronomical. Super-Dave
was cleaner than I was when it came to substance abuse. I proceeded
with my Jedi training with some alcohol for "liquid courage".
Though I ignored most vices, I did discover alcohol for a little
while, and it almost brought me over to the Dark Side. Yet, my Jedi
skills were already too strong for that to happen!!
Super Dave helped
develop my raw materials and untapped talent that probably molded
me into the great looking Beefcake I am today. After college, I went
into sales. Just like the more women I would hit on the more play
I would get, the more accounts that I work, then the more business
and dollars I "drum-up". I have
never forgotten about my meteorology dreams, and I will become a
weatherman one day. At the same time, my destiny and calling should
be presented all around the world. Blind Date and Elimidate were
great in February and March of 2005. My Jedi skills took over in
both shows. On Big Brother, the Force was with the Sovereign
6+2, just not strong enough. I was still only 3-4 HOH's and POV's
away from winning it all! My Jedi skills are complete, and I will
get to hone them again in the VERY NEAR FUTURE!
Love,
HowieCane
Hurricane Howie
Beefcake Howie
BB-6 Howie
HowieWood
Jedi Howie
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